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It doesn’t matter if you are having dinner with the Queen of England, if one of your kids needs to poop, they’ll let you know.
The balls at McDonald’s play areas freak you out, or maybe that’s just me but I feel like I’m going to lose my kid in them.
As soon as you close the bathroom door you count how many seconds it’ll take to hear a knock.
You feel like you have 100 drooling, hungry, hyenas on you while you’re cooking dinner.
Morning snuggles when they first wake up are the best, bedtime stories are pretty great too.
You can vacuum every single day and you’ll still find traces of what you fed the kids, and where they ended up finishing it.
You stop at times, look at the little beings you created and wonder ‘what the heck and how?’
The days it may be challenging, at the end of it all you’d have it no other way.
Happiness is coffee, or a mojito.
When your daughter asks you to do a cartwheel you think to yourself… crap.
Sometimes when your kid is having a temper tantrum it’s hard not to laugh, because how can one just absolutely lose it in a second?!
You realize coloring can be calming. Hmm…
There is nothing in the fridge to drink, juice box it is.
Last but not least, a life without kids may entitle you to have a lot more money in your bank account, travel the world freely, and get lots of sleep, but really… get off the computer right now and look at that little face you created! How amazing is that?! God is so good.
